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shit slapper 

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

french slapper 

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
french slapper by Doodle May 7, 2018

Yapper-Slapper 

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.
Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

khaki slapper 

A khaki slapper is a no good flipping huligans
Hey edog ur a khaki slapper

Dick slapper 

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it
If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place