semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy

After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.

by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018

Semenary

An all male institution of higher learning where men nan enjoy each other's company and exchange ante dotes on instructing acolytes

I took a vow of dyonesan delight at the semenary

by knowaflood December 20, 2018

Selectively Genius

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage

Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”

by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019

Semenicing

When u look to the future instead of the past

Ex: I was semenicing about us girl

by Kadoodle spots June 4, 2019