spit or swallow

To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.

Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!

by GAWII May 25, 2008

swappa crate

12 pack of 40oz beers sold in New Zealand. They cost about $40 NZ the first time, but once you've finished drinking the beers the crate and beers are swapped for new beers. The swap costs only $24 NZ, provided you bring back the old crate and beer bottles.

"Oh shit we are on the last beer. Time to go down to the bottle shop and grab a new swappa crate."

by devilstail May 27, 2009

swave

amazing and cool.
not to be confused with suave.

Stephen: Dude, look at my new tattoo
Jem: That's so swave!

by audreypawdrey January 21, 2009

Swagtose Intolerant

A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag

That Nigga Chike is Swagtose Intolerant

by slickrick14 June 6, 2010

swaking

Using someones swag as if it where your own. Hawking someones swag without permission.

Gary likes to use the word sauce when gaming the ladies. Then all the sudden his friend John starts using the same tactic. John is swaking on Gary's swag, by using the term sauce regularly when gaming the ladies.

by Gwat September 16, 2011

Swag Library

A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.

Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag

Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?

Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.

by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

Swag tag

1. The swag tag ($) is a tag like the hash tag (#) used on twitter and facebook, and is used to indicate that you have a massive amount of swag.

2. The swag tag ($) is one more than a hash tag (#)

Kurtis: $YOLO

Sally: Wow he has a HUGE amount of swag

Heather: (Swoon)

Kurtis: That's right ladies, I know how to use the swag tag

by 2MuchSwag July 16, 2013