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To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.
Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!
by GAWII May 25, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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when a girl gives head (blow job) and she either spits out the sperm or swallows it.
hey so did you spit or swallow him last night
by jack oderhty June 16, 2018
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Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.
by PeeBee February 29, 2004
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Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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When using the word spit it means that you spit out the boys semen when it has filled your mouth. To swallow means to drink the semen. Swallow also means that you suck on boys dicks and you let their penis go deep into your throat.
Do you spit or swallow hooker? I spit if it tastes like shit and swallows if its good.
by Quinn S. March 22, 2006
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this should be the first question in every male female relationship.
a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.
by jl January 22, 2004
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