Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex

Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020

screwpheny

Farting through the cock

Joe died from screwpheny

by Doublebolix December 6, 2020

Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.

Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours

by Vikkie Bargo December 6, 2020

Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

by maranathasoon December 8, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Screwmate

When your roomate moves out and you sublet the room to a hot female that sneaks in your room at night to ride your cock.

I woke up to Chrissy riding my raging bone she's a good screwmate.

I bent my screwmate over our velour couch and drilled her from behind.

My screwmate was taking a nap so I unbuttoned her shirt and busted all over her tits.

by Felini Digital February 3, 2021

Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021