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RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011
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rubbsy

Someone of the mexican descent, who works in the law enforcement except is addicted to cocaine and is a heavy drinker. They may also have a fetish to shove baseball bats up peoples ass holes in order to release anger.
Guy: Wow look at that mexican, officer sniffin cocaine!
2Guy:What a rubbsy!
by Ilovedyourmomlastnight April 10, 2011
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Rubelia conquered my heart in about half a second!
by RubyLover June 20, 2011
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when a situation makes you blush; if a situation is awkward, embarrassing, you have the hots for someone
OMG why you so rubor mate?!
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Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.
Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.
by Fromagewhiz May 14, 2012
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rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.
Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"
by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014
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rubbernutting

When a girl rubbernuts (rubs nuts) a guys balls.
Sally went rubbernutting at Jims house.
by MotherNutter August 1, 2017
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