What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
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