procrastinature

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.

It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.

by magnet928 February 26, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

Procat

A Procat is a higher troll being

Phill:Look at that awesome troll trolling again
Bill: That's no troll, he's a Procat

by Procat007 June 6, 2012

procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

Procrastihustlin'

Procrastinating to the extent that one gets so bored he/she is motivated to do work, not because work is due but because they have nothing better to do.

Friend: "Hey, what you up to, my dude?"

Hustla: "I'm just kickin' back procrastihustlin'."
Friend: "Oh fasho. Finally getting that essay finished?"

Hustla: "You already know."

by brandodoubleg November 18, 2014

Procraftinator

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.

"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"

by Procraftinator December 7, 2014

Procap

A person who stands up for the captivity of orcas. Often their main defenses are saying things such as "Keiko was a failure", "Educate yourself", and "Shutup i'm educated." They constantly bash others for their oppinion and ignore the facts about the comparisons between wild and captive orcas.

Wow, did you hear that procap drop those lame beats?
Seaworld is great, Seaworld is cool, lets continue our chants and be a tool!

by Samdaman8 March 8, 2015