philly steamer

Taking a dump on your partner's chest.

While my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, I dropped a philly steamer.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Taking the Red Pill

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

by TheAdamSandler June 12, 2017

pilfy

a mealy texture, as in an over ripe apple or tomato

the pilfy tomato was the only sad element of the five guys burger

by lepetiterouge August 5, 2010

mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009

Red Pilled

The process of becoming radicalized by fringe 'men-rights' and 'incel' communities online which believe their god-given access to vaginas is being stymied by feminist politicians. The deep irony that this phrase originated from a movie written and directed by two transgender women about a man breaking out of his false reality and into his true identity - only to be co-opted by misogynistic adult virgins chanting 'Transgender is a mental disorder' appears to be completely lost on them.

Mitch: Did you hear about Brian? He's been Red Pilled, so he's fucking retarded now.
Gary: That's a shame. What's really crazy is how his alpha male posturing makes him look even more silly and insecure than before.

or

Sandra: "I used to think Brian was sensitive and sweet, but I see now that he's just incapable of emotional intimacy. He's become a real asshole after being Red Pilled."
Lisa: He identifies as being 'Red Pilled'? What fucking loser."

by Dr_Scientist_ November 19, 2018

Pillars

After the overprinting of Russian currency, it was disregarded and thrown out. To be hastily replaced by their new currency, skittles. But after the mass consumption of the delicious snack, they reverted to an older form of currency. Aborted baby seal fetuses.

Also: See definition of Collin.

Wow! That computer is worth 20,000 Pillars!

by Aaron Imrie June 19, 2007

pillage

to burn/kill and or destroy

i want to pillage my teachers car

by A February 18, 2007