ninja cummer

A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.

I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.

by Keatball November 11, 2018

ninja looter

synonym for Asmongold <OMEGALUL lympus>

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter

by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019

Ninja Vanish

When someone leaves a party or a group hangout without saying anything. Most of the times they leave without you even knowing.

-You know where Stelios is?
-He went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago.
-He probably ninja vanished.

by KryZox October 30, 2019

ninja sauce

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.

"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."

by [e-mail] October 9, 2006

Ninja'd

In chat, it is the act of saying something before someone else. It only counts if someone else actually says the same thing afterwards.

JKuang: 24,495 = "Over 24,000"

Puppettron: weird, 24,495 is over 24,000

CraziAsian: ninja'd

by CraziAsian.... The one and onl February 8, 2010

ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!

"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"

by jo mama October 3, 2004

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010