An annoying faceless Internet "troll" (see sep. def.) who hides and targets people to harass and annoy in chatrooms and comment sites (i.e. YouTube") A "puppetroll" seems to be targeting people who hold or defend a specific belief system or political posture and who also are seemingly in collusion with others (of opposition discredit, defame and/or attempt to invalidate the opinions of others).
Examples: "My YouTube Video had a massive number of "Puppetroll's" today"; "The "Puppetrolls" are all over the Board Tonight eh?" "Damn you "Puppetrolls"!!" (may also be shortened to "DYP!")
The dreamer of the dream that is this life you live. The best dog there is ever was and even could be. She loves you unconditionally and can't understand why she doesn't have thumbs or why the cats get to roam free while she must remain inside. You may find her waiting by the window for her mom to return from SLO with her dad. Or dodging Grandpa's cane whenever she's not wrestling with Uncle James. Sleep well Puppertson, this world depends on you.
Person 1: Is that lovely coonhound the puppy Cobrunson?
Person 2: it's puppertson! Get it right or pay the price!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.