chin muff

a goatee

by Drizzew April 29, 2003

red muff

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.

That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...

After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.

by pOoNiSh December 1, 2009

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

furry muff

it is a more humerus way of saying, "fair enough"

"i cant run around playing soccer because my leg is sore"

"furry muff"

by sanks17 December 13, 2009

Dirty Muff

when you haven't shaven or cleaned your vagina for a while and its dirty.

i have a dirty muff, havent shaven my vagina in a while
needs a wash.

by i ily you September 28, 2008