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Madden

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.
by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010
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madden

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.
1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
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Middle School

term used to descibe immaturity about such things as sex, drugs and alcohol but is not limited to cheesyness
oh my god there he is!! do i look okay?!
shutup sara, you're so middleschool
by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005
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stone hill middle school

A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.
Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"
by That's So Sheep February 22, 2019
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Middle Child Syndrome

an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"

Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.

i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006
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John Madden

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
by JMlovaah May 17, 2008
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Fountain Hills Middle School

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.
I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..
by Ricky Martin ZING December 25, 2008
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