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Masturbation

Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family
When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation
by Gods mom August 4, 2016
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mutual masturbation

Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.
I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!
by Master S. Bation March 21, 2004
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masturbark

Tom is masturbarking.
by erima January 19, 2008
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Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
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masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.
MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)
by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010
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Alaskan Masturbation

When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?
by ShowMeUnicorns January 9, 2011
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masturbate

To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.
You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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