the volcanologist on the mountain 

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

the volcanologist on the mountain by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

The holy mountain 

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

The holy mountain by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

Thot mega mountain 

A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash

Ceebs Writing a definition for Thot mega mountain ✌🏽

Thot mega mountain by Lildarthvader July 21, 2019

brokeback mountain boys 

it means 2 guys that are friends that u suspect to be gay

jake and zac u guys r brokeback mountain boys

brokeback mountain boys by killmeihavenolife October 7, 2007

brokeback mountain 

a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues.

The hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police.

brokeback mountain by uttam maharjan February 8, 2013

fudge mountain 

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...

"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"

fudge mountain by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

crawford mountain

crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!

person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?

person 2: go to hell

person 1: I live there

crawford mountain by dandydo April 18, 2009