r/indiandankmemes

Unbiased Dank Memes In India. In Controversy as of January 2022 with r/india.

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by I am Dank January 7, 2022

Indianoplace

A derogatory term to refer to the city of Indianapolis, Indiana. This nickname is not entirely without merit, however. Although it's a comfortable, Midwest city with a steadily-growing economy, a growing population and an increase in ammenities, it is perceived as being Dullsville to the Coastal cities. It is easy to see why. It lies in the middle of nowhere--in the flat Corn Belt with no mountains, no rivers or even navigable ones, no culture, no lightlife, no high-density developement, no greenspace, no opportunites to get out and enjoy nature, not a huge number of suburbs, no high-tech jobs and abysmal public transportation. Rumor has it that Indy is talking of creating lightrail in the future, but don't count on it. Too many people in the area are too antiquated and narrowminded to accept changing anything.

Indianapolis is making valiant efforts to reinvent itself and has received national recognition for many of its developments. But it has a long way to go before being considered a hip place and a world-class city that it calls itself, for some reason. Yes, it has made improvements but may never shake off its image. You can't help your geography.

Indianoplace gets a bat rap from outsiders who don't know that the city actually has more pros than cons.

by [e-mail] November 24, 2007

Indian Relationship

A relationship where its not public and the only people who know about the relationship is the 2 involved and MAYBE a few close friends.

Dude 1, "Hey bro, are they going out together? Since when?"

Dude 2, "Yeah its been 6 months. They are in an Indian Relationship."

by fitrocketscientist October 14, 2010

Indianapolis Finish Line

This is when a guy is about to blow his load he makes race car sounds then drags his dong up from her pussy as fast as he can to the girls face and blows his man chowder all over and yells " checkered flag bitch" then goes right into a Donkey Puntch followed by a Pink Sock.

The reason your mom is so mad is because I showed her the Indianapolis Finish Line and she couldn't face public for a week.

by lobbster August 12, 2006

indian-teller

its someone begins to tell you an important idea, but then takes it back and doesn't tell you at all.

which makes them a douche.

Rob: did i tell you about that thing that i did last night with Gale??
Lindsay: noo, tell mee!
Rob: uhm. well...
nevermind, just kidding.i cant tell you.

Lindsay: wtf?! yoursuch an indian-teller

by waka waka dingdong February 26, 2011

Indian Driver

A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!

You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!

by Davedavies October 2, 2013

Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.

Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...

by Quaq October 9, 2013