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National give your child six dollars day is on January 20th and is based off of a true story of a child who needed six dollars and their parents gave them that 6 dollars and they invented gravity.
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national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt
boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021
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National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth
National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick
by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022
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Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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National Give Jerry Head Day

I gotta give jerry head today it’s october 4th, it’s National give jerry head day is October 4th
by ILoveMyGirlFriend$$$ October 3, 2022
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Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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fucks were given

When you cared about a person, group or cause that means something emotionally, spiritually or existentially
I joined the Liberal Democrats... Fucks were given...
by sabzwin July 5, 2016
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