Guitar

Greatest instrument ever created, can be used to take your frustration out on or to pick up women.

I play the blues on my down days

by phattest of the phat April 26, 2005

Guinness

The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes...

Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"

Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?"
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."

by Lil Miss Magic July 3, 2009

Guido

a person so uneducated that he judges the success of another individual by the amount of jewelry or car they drive.

this really happened: I met a Guido at my company's training seminar and one of our speakers was Tony Jeary, who is known in certain circles, but Guid' goes, " I dunno, he ain't got no nice watch. ring or nuthin (it's hard to type this and keep from laughing), so he ain't doin that good."

by Kathryn Stone June 1, 2003

guitar town

n. Trucker-speak for Nashville, TN. Emphasis on first syllable.

I'm leaving Atlanta, heading up to Guitar, 10-4.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

Guitar

A stringed instrument descended from the lute, and standardised in its modern form in 18th century spain. Perhaps the most poular stringed intsrument in the world, owing to its accesability, portability and musical versatility. A magnet (apparently) for the resentment of those too thick, and without skill enough to play them. Also widley accredited with the breakup, loss of sexual relationships among the thick and unskilled as their sexual partners inevitably, prefer the ministrations of the deft and skillful, indicated by their preferance for guitar playing. and large penises. (see also american blues, tight pants, Jimmy Page).

" i THREW My Girlfreind out last night. i came home early and she was balling that guitar player from the bar last night."

by Tooold Forthisdumbshit October 6, 2008

Guiden

Unique, extraodinary, awsome, super cool, down to earth, sexy, and attractive.

He is so guiden
She is hot and guiden

by Country 711 March 29, 2010

Guido

A species of porcupine, confined to mostly New York, New Jersey, and Rhode Island

See: thegirlbehindthelipstick.blogspot.com/2010/10/guido-survival-mechanisms.html

That Guido is getting attacked by a Grenade.

by LipstickRed October 21, 2010