A Person who moves to the state of Florida and lacks the basic skills needed to function as a normal person.
by Mal7843 February 26, 2008
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Boca Brian once did a comedy bit called "Oh Florida." (It was a parody of Oh Canada) Sometimes, he would exaggerate the last syllable of Florida, like "Flori--duh!" On an episode of the Boca Show on 1470 WNN, he just told everyone he invented that term, "Floriduh." We all knew that anyway!
by Seshie April 3, 2012
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James: Who is that annoying asshole?
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
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When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.
by Bull Girl December 11, 2011
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