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Hand dump 

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
Hand dump by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
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clean dump 

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
clean dump by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

21 Dump Street

A movie featuring Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Jerry - Have you seen 21 Dump Street yet?
Joe - Not yet!

take it to the dump 

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.
Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

Pre-race Dump 

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
Pre-race Dump by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012

train spotting dump 

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.
I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

toxic waste dump 

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
toxic waste dump by weyus July 26, 2018