coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.

After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

cole

biggest freak in the world. freaking dooshbag who is a loser. thinks hes hotter than the sun but hes really just a stupid little sixth grader.

omg, that guys is such a cole..

by agoodgirl(: March 21, 2009

cole

fat peace of shit with no life and does nothing

cole is shit

by llukewebb1234567876543456 September 4, 2009

colecock

To use your penis to hit a girl hard enough to knock her out cold!

Anthony- Yo! Whats up dog!

Clayton- Nothin much dude, i heard what happened last night.

Anthony- Yeah, i colecocked this bitch after she sucked my dick for 2 hours straight and cumed on her.

by Rhum444444 February 21, 2013

cole thomas

a super hot guy with an amazingly huge cock!! most of the time the person is gay or bi..... he is a sex addict and loves to cuddle.. he wants a cute relationship that last and will be meaningful but can't seem to find it!!! he wants to be one of those cute cupples in the streets but freaks in the bed.... ohh btw he has a huge cock and knows how to work it!!

Cole thomas has a huge cock

by ldgaf February 11, 2014

coldern

A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".

A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.

- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.

- Where is that?

- It's in Coldern Europe.

- Fucksocks!

by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009

cole west

The most perfect human being ever, the person that will always make you laugh when your sad and bring you up when your down. The person that nobody deserves but everybody wants. The legit hottest person you'll ever meet.

Damn, I wish I was with Cole West, he's so hot.

by Boxed water November 14, 2019