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Chops At Chili’s 

A Chop (a.k.a. Mooks or Spliff Bowls) is a tobacco and weed combo smoked out of a bong, chops are a piece of white culture and when mixed with dinner at Chili’s they become the peak of white culture. Chop’s at Chili’s started in a Chili’s parking lot in central New Hampshire and go best with a day of skiing or any sort of traditionally (but not exclusively) Caucasian activity done in the mountains. Post or pre hiking “Chops at Chili’s” are another classic take on the cultural classic.
Hey man you heading up to Loon?
Yeah think we’re gonna stop in Tilton for some Chops at Chili’s.

Oh betttt, gotta get right for a trip to the mountain.
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Is the chili good? 

When something is so obvious you answer your own question
Is the chili good? Ya it’s good

Martin's Chili 

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans 

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

Hill Billy Chili Dog

During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.
She gave me the hill Billy Chili Dog

Lake Erie Chili 

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.
I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.
Lake Erie Chili by elmo booty November 25, 2021

Texas Sized Chili Ring 

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
Texas Sized Chili Ring by D4L3 July 21, 2022