Definitions by D4L3

Texas Sized Chili Ring 

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

Texas Sized Chili Ring by D4L3 July 21, 2022