montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Nebraskan Round of Applause

The act of a man pulling down his pants and squatting/clapping his testicles in lake water; to be preformed in any Lake in Nebraska.

Remember that time Trace Atkins gave everyone a Nebraskan round of applause?

by Honeycombbandita June 17, 2018

That really salts my apple

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.

“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”

by That’s it folks January 8, 2019

pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022