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Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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Gayer than aids

means that something is really gay, came from people thining only gay people have aids
This thing is gayer than aids
by Kate December 2, 2004
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kool-aid party

A congregation whereby people consume flavoured cordial spiked with LSD
Everyone who went to the kool-aid party that night ended up tripping until Monday
by grubbylove October 5, 2005
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bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)
When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
by mogy June 18, 2007
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Cool Aid Democrat

A person who believes that every single thing that is wrong with the entire universe is solely the fault of one person - George W. Bush.
As a Cool Aid Democrat, I believe George W Bush is responsible for the heavy traffic on the 405 freeway this afternoon.
by Bad Bobby Brown December 15, 2008
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butt kool aid

When your hemorrhoid is so bad it pops and you bleed out your anus while engaging in anal sex
John: Hey George lets have some butt kool aid

George: No if we do daddy will spank us again

John: Ok since we cant have to settle for an alaskan pipline
by anonymous1234191827364 November 23, 2011
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