oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Cracker whacker

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s

“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”

by Stellerszells March 15, 2018

graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 18, 2022

triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.

Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?

by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

Cracker Munch

A derogatory insult towards a non-white person who is excessively obedient or servile to white people. The meaning is similar to the term Uncle Tom. It is derivative of the term Munch, but instead of referring to oral acts on women, it is with white men instead.

Jose no longer helps with the Latin community anymore. He would rather be a Cracker Munch and help that white guy incriminate us and deny our citizenship into the country.

by Urban Ron September 22, 2023

banana crackers

One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration

That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game

by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017