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one hit shit

An exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. To be one hit shit, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit shit. My friend the weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like shit (high temperature/heart beat).

I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.

My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
by Ober May 28, 2004
mugGet the one hit shitmug.

Banana Chocolate Shit

The act of performing a Mangina and then defecating on one's own genitals (specifically the penis).
Eric just pulled a Banana Chocolate Shit after trying to Fruit Bowl David.
by Flodorida January 3, 2011
mugGet the Banana Chocolate Shitmug.

Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
mugGet the Frozen shit dildomug.

Niagara Falls of Shit

(n.) this is the result of either eating too much spicy food, having a flu, or getting anally penetrated too hard and/or rapidly. A massive eruption of defecation occurs where shit falls uncontrollably from the asshole. Anywhere from 6 to 65lbs of shit can leave the body.
After anally raping his boyfriend, Glenn pulled out his big jagged dick so fast from Tucker's ass, that Tucker experienced the Niagara Falls of Shit.
by jaaaraaaahhhhhhhhhddd August 27, 2009
mugGet the Niagara Falls of Shitmug.

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 26, 2004
mugGet the shit shower and shavemug.

rush that shit down

rushing your opponent (your opponent is that shit) down with an overwhelming amount of rushness.
1.I'm rushing that shit down with magnus yo!!!
by Magnus yo August 21, 2003
mugGet the rush that shit downmug.

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the Angry Video Game Nerd
Why does this oak stake activate a magical orb, WOW!, What a shit load of fuck
by Taveon March 10, 2008
mugGet the shit load of fuckmug.

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