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titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.
person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!
by coinroller July 12, 2007
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titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them
When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter
by no its not August 21, 2009
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titty shitty

Our team lost the championship, what a bummer. It was so titty shitty.
by Jbods12 May 29, 2010
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titty text

a nude or topless photo sent via text
dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!
by stankonya September 16, 2010
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Titty Shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.
Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?
by Li Ching April 26, 2011
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Titty Wax

A special lube used to oil a girl's titties, priming her for a nice titty fuck.
I was titty fucking Cameran last night but it was too dry. I grabbed my titty wax and proceeded to go to town...
by YaBoyJCriddy August 24, 2011
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tittybiscuit

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...
Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...
by scottbert January 1, 2012
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