Teachers

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018

Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫

People that torture you and make you not want to live life

Teachers 👨 🏫 👩 🏫 made my friend die of stress.

by Hi peps November 21, 2019

Teacher

Sadistic devil that live on planet earth only to torture children and call it “learning”

Guy: hey, your teacher has a cool accent, where’s she from?

Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!

by KuchiKuchiGimmeGimme October 30, 2019

teacher

a miracul worker

For hell

I went to hell and I saw a teacher

by dumb101 September 1, 2020

Teacher

A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)

MAN THOSE TEACHERS PROBABLY NEVER ATE ONE SINGLE DINO NUGGY !

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

rocketry teacher

Unlike regular teachers a rocketry teacher generally gets paid vast sums of money. Most are fairly skilled and possess a good deal of guts. This is, of course, because they deal with multiple small children and explosives at the same time.

Someone who teaches model rocketry at a summer camp would be a rocketry teacher.

by FireBush July 25, 2006

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

by Meekie4 January 5, 2014