Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.

I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.

by Montgomery Ashburner June 23, 2009

Silky Skills

The best kind of skills, real silky.

Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.

by silky skills mcdowel July 8, 2009

Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

by RaiseOner May 16, 2014

Silly Nigger

A nigger whom appears to be silly

Tom: Damn where is my chocolate?!
Frank (black person): I stole it :P
Tom: you f*king silly nigger

by TosicBibbo March 20, 2018

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.

“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021