Lost in the shower

Unintentionally spending additional time in the shower. Usually due to either enjoying the temperature or by zoning out.

A - "Dude you were in the shower for like 3 hours!"
B - " Yea sorry got lost in the shower for a while there"

by Carribdus July 11, 2015

Hillbrow Shower

The act of giving a partener laxatives and having them shit into a colander so that all the solids are held back and just the liquid is dripped onto your face like a shower.

Dude I was with this crazy girl on Friday and she gave me a Hillbrow Shower, it was insane.

by Moist beans July 29, 2019

Shower Sprint

That 5 second shower you take AFTER your shower, when you realize you still have shampoo/conditioner in your hair.

"Why were you so late this morning?"
"I had to take a shower sprint."

by chachaaaang January 02, 2010

Bozeman Shower

Bozeman Montana a very outdoor influenced town in South Western Montana, with a large population of college students as well as males. The shower is the act of skipping a regular shower and by simply placing a hat on your un-bathed head to cover its neglected filth.

Jon: "I woke up late for class this morning. I skipped it, so I could take a shower."
Frank: "You pussy, should've just taken a Bozeman Shower. I've taken one 8 days in a row before."

by MSU1 October 24, 2013

Golden Shower

When your sexual partner pours a Bud Light over your "head" and then licks it up!

My girlfriend gave me the best golden shower last night, unfortunately my bed now smells like piss.

by ForgottenPeak July 31, 2019

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 08, 2010