Rusty Shovel

The act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. Once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others rectum. When hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. May be repeated if desired.
His mom gave him a Rusty Shovel last night because he didn't do his homework.
by The Mustachioed Maniac May 15, 2011
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rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.
Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!
by FuzzyD June 16, 2009
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Rusty RonBoni

The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
He was in bed with shaleena, but snuck out to deliver a sloppy Rusty RonBoni to Richard Simmons.
by Uncle boni November 22, 2010
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Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 02, 2011
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rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
by Freezerguy December 04, 2013
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rusty wery

when you bang three chicks in a row and dont wash it in between
i gave those broads the rusty wery last night
by joe we May 16, 2008
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Rusty Bill

The situation in which a person is sodomized and the person doing the sodomizing repeatedly asks "Are you done yet?",but doesn't stop when the person says "Yes".
Daniel lured me to the back of the warehouse and gave me a Rusty Bill and wouldn't stop even when I told him I was done.
by TheSaltyNinja June 25, 2010
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