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Rusty Shovel

The act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. Once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others rectum. When hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. May be repeated if desired.
His mom gave him a Rusty Shovel last night because he didn't do his homework.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
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Rusty RonBoni

The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
He was in bed with shaleena, but snuck out to deliver a sloppy Rusty RonBoni to Richard Simmons.
by Uncle boni November 24, 2010
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rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011
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rusty pioneer

don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
bailey was quite eger to take part in a rusty pioneer
by CARD44141121 March 27, 2011
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Rusty Bill

The situation in which a person is sodomized and the person doing the sodomizing repeatedly asks "Are you done yet?",but doesn't stop when the person says "Yes".
Daniel lured me to the back of the warehouse and gave me a Rusty Bill and wouldn't stop even when I told him I was done.
by TheSaltyNinja June 28, 2010
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rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
by Freezerguy December 4, 2013
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rusty wery

when you bang three chicks in a row and dont wash it in between
i gave those broads the rusty wery last night
by joe we May 16, 2008
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