Post Pooper

People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.

Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya

Post Pooper by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010

Post-everything 

A description of the world around you that just looks like it does. Used to scoff at artists that are post-fullofthemselves.

Look at that panorama of downtown Singapore, with the three story buildings mixed in with the high rises. It's very post-everything.

Post-everything by thecontinuum August 9, 2010

post-cruise swag 

The wobbling of legs, and lack of being able to walk correctly after being on a cruise.

Matt: Dude I can't even walk to the bathroom without putting my hand on the wall to steady myself after that Royal Caribbean cruise last week.

Dave: Oh shit dude! You got a case of post-cruise swag.

post-cruise swag by cruiserr August 14, 2010

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome by Paylardo November 3, 2010

Post Bombing

Facebook stalking a friend and commenting on all of their posts (posts, photo comments, likes) immediately after they do, because you have nothing better to do.

That bitch will not stop post bombing my Facebook shit, I'm so sick of seeing her name!

Post Bombing by Zach H. and Jen B. May 11, 2011

post-jizz fatigue 

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

post-jizz fatigue by bob mcgee jr July 15, 2011

post dudeism 

post dudesim is a movement started by Mr McAwesome and Big D at the University of Hyderabad.

dudeism to post dudeism

post dudeism by Big D the last August 5, 2011