Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.

Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.

I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009

dj playin the cut

Dj playin tha good shit (music)

The Dj was playin the cut last night at the club

by PmP5KN June 5, 2005

Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

Paying Jason

1. An odd and pathetic attempt, often made by people who fight hard for low stakes, to argue that they have coined a term that is already in regular use (including for description of "kinks"). See also coinage pwnage

2. A drinking game: Pick a phrase, then count the number of times the phrase is used during the event of your choosing. Everyone must do that many shots. The last person to complete the shots is the "Jason" and must get "paid" (through the form of the group's choosing).

3. A twitter tag related to coined terms (#payingjason)

1. "That guy goes off about words he's created...ignore it, he's just paying jason."

2. "You wanna get a game going of "Paying Jason"? Payment is through ridiculing the "Jason"

3. Urban dictionary entry for "Paying Jason" #payingjason

by payingjason August 4, 2011