Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.

... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!

by kubik2233 March 23, 2017

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017

he moaned about this loud

He moaned about this loud huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

He moaned about this loud huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

by IronGobbler23 May 27, 2017

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.

Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.

by Chukarhunter April 21, 2018

Busted moded

To be beaten, outsmarted, caught or in trouble.

You are so busted moded!!

by Lanniegirl February 5, 2018

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018