Money talks

A beautiful day of celebration that nobody knows or will know about. If you have money talks with a person that means that you and person will forever be friends no matter what happens. You must set a date for the money talks day and make a promise that no matter what happens, money talks will happen. Money talks is great, if you know you know. Smoke some blunts, roll one smoke when you live like this you’re supposed to party.

Person 1: when is money talks

Person 2: June 25!!! I’m so excited
Person 2: omg I’m counting down

Money talks by Camsar January 19, 2025

Money Turtle 

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

Money Turtle by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

Money Yacking

1) When someone gives up money for an awful reason(ex.to silence someone, to cheat on a significant other and paying someone)
2)When someone gives away money greedily or to flaunt in the higher wealth (ex.celebrities spending high amounts of money to brag about it and not for a considerable reason)

1)“Sean was Money Yacking and ended up spending over 1 million dollars on a Rolex just to flaunt it on social media”
2)”Aiden was cheating on Sandra and was Money Yacking with a prostitute”

Money Yacking by ND1299338 February 18, 2025

Money-man 

A money man is someone who cares about maintaining/collecting their own wealth/profit to the detriment or exploitation of others.

Little money-man sucking on his mother’s ankles for Robux.

Money-man by mcDonalds_sucks_ngl April 2, 2025

money dysmorphia 

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.

multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai

money dysmorphia by Sickomonster April 16, 2025

Money laundering scheme 

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.

Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."

Money laundering scheme by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

money garmesh 

Noun: person who has so much money they can do whatever they want with it (like spend it on a gold plated steak)

That guy over there is a money garmesh.

money garmesh by money garmesh May 8, 2025