Kelly

A good looking person that later you find out is a hoe.

"Damn look at Kelly"
"Nah she a hoe"

by Hairywillie August 31, 2016

nelly and kelly

nelly and kelly - dilemma.
i.e. to have a dilemma

I'm having a nelly and kelly

by ben davis May 20, 2003

kelly

Usually a fake bitch that is a wanna be. She usually likes to talk a ot of shit behind your back but wont do nothing to your face.

Girl one: whos talking shit
Girl two:kelly that one bitch

by unknounknown October 22, 2014

Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.

I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.

by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007

kellenberg

Greatest Catholic shool on Long Island. And it has chicks.

Hey there is a great articel in "The Tarmac" about how the Firebirds whupped on the panys Flyers today. Boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy Chaminade boy. Do me a favor - pass me a straw - my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.

by Dalybone May 17, 2004

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
<3

1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
<333333333333333

by i got this February 16, 2008

Kelly Smunt

Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.

As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"

by PinkMissy October 4, 2006