Hipsteruption

When dudes are Kuwaiting at a coffee shop, doing nothing but taking turns reading urban dictionary gems such as, hipsterdusche, hipsterectomy, hipstercrite, and the like out loud for any and all hipsters in the immediate vicinity to hear. Laughing and high-fiving eachother as they witness the collapse of the hipster's delicate sensitivities.

As the boys sat down with their iced coffees a 30 minute session of Hipsteruption and high-fiving ensued.

by Lieutenant Superflax April 9, 2017

HIPSTER

A term they invented for when everyone is 21.

Fuck these hipsters.

by A. Hipster May 27, 2017

Hipster

A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.

Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.

Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"

Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"

Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."

Man 2: "What is?"

Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."

Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."

Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."

by JaThri11 July 9, 2017

Hipster Pizza

A calzone.

"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."

by Shlymdicate July 29, 2017

hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

Hipsterpotamus

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipstark

A person who is usually quite a smarty kid, good looking, and has one hell of a voice. Most people like him because he's very helpful when it comes to drama, handsome as hell, and has some soft, curly hair. Only downside is that he is very salty.

Guy 1: You know that Hipstark guy?
Guy 2: Yea, isn't he such an amazing man?
Guy 1: Hell yea he is, I just hate how he's always yelling curses whenever he bumps something or someone

by Vozhd October 22, 2017