Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

holding jiggers

A prison slang term for watching out for guards while another inmate is involved in an activity that is against the rules. Also known as "posted up."

I was holding jiggers for John when the warden walked by.

by james mcdabby October 22, 2015

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017

holiday money

Money you get when ur clapped and ur mum and dad can’t afford to give u ur phone for ur birthday

“I’m clapped but I got holiday money” said will

by Clappedman63 June 18, 2018

hollsexual

Pronounced~ (hall-sex-shoo-wool) basically it means you’re straight but you’re gay for Hollis

Damn, Makayla really fell for Hollis, she must be hollsexual

by that~mr.steal your gurl July 29, 2019

Holytown colts

The best football team in Scotland,that wear red and black(mon eh colts)

Holytown colts are the best team

by Weemeeks August 6, 2019

holly middle school

holly middle school is full of sluts who get dress coded and dicks. these wild animals pop pills during lunch, play fortnite mobile in the bathroom, and vape and expect to not be caught. There’s a lot of little kids who act like there on drugs, but there just fucktards. there’s also a teacher that looks like a sucker after u drop it in dirty dog hair.

Me: Hey karen have you been to holly middle school. Karen: Hell no that school full of dicks.

by Layla Donald June 13, 2019