Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.

"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"

by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017

smoke hammer

A very attractive female.

Damn Hillary Duff is a smoke hammer

by Whitesugar50 February 22, 2018

Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

Trump hammer

The verbal beatdown you deliver to someone who challenges your power or questions your authority on any issue. You are successful, powerful and unstoppable and you won't tolerate anyone who disrespects you. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican

I unleashed the Trump hammer on this guy at work. He said I didn't know what I was doing on this money market fund I was managing. How dare he challenge me!

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

hammer head

To grab the shaft of the penis leaving only the head sticking out and slamming the head with an open palm.

She was so mad at him for cheating she gave him a hammer head.

by pcstrebel February 3, 2010

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 13, 2005

Hammerhead

A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.

Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.

by SavedByZero July 20, 2009