twenty grand

It has been determined for some straight males, that twenty grand is the lowest amount of money acceptable for performing a blow job on another male. As an result, twenty grand simply became slang for asking for a blow job...and subsequently, if you give someone a thousand grand candy bar, you're asking for a long and sweaty night, 5 times over.

"Hey honey, you need twenty grand?" (guy) or "Hey boys, I'm low on cash, anyone have twenty grand I could borrow?" (girl)

by weazer September 3, 2006

grand jury

In poker, three fours, trip fours, 4-4-4.

I lost to the grand jury.

by Coell May 14, 2005

grand rapids

A midsize city in West Michigan that loves the arts. ArtPrize, the largest public art contest in the world started here 3 years ago. Lots of great theater, improvisation, and music . It's one of the few towns with a fish ladder so lots of fisherman too. Plus it's only 45 minutes from some of the most amazing beaches in the country. Incredible camping, hiking and backpacking too because of the North Country trail.

A: Where' you from?
B: Doesn't matter. I'm in Grand Rapids now.

by fishimprov October 14, 2011

Grande Prairie

GRANDE PRAIRIE refers to a jewel of a city in northern Alberta which has grown from 50,000 to 56,000 in just 6 years. The city has, for the 3rd year in a row, been named as the "Entrepreneurial capital" of the entire country. Our rec centre is the largest north of Edmonton. Our college is known all over the world due to its innovative design and the students graduating here do extremely well in careers. We have big-city shopping with all the big boxes yet without the traffic. Big trucks compete for room on the roads with Lamborghinis, Porsches and Mercedes cars thanks to all the self-made millionaires. Kids breathe clean air and enjoy the many parks in the city while the only visible drunks are those who pour out of the fabulous country bars weekend nights.

grande prairie

by luvesmytown November 7, 2012

Grand slam

A highly prestigious award given to the team who finishes UNDEFEATED in the 6 nations rugby championship. In other words, NO TEAM COULD BEAT THEM, THEY WERE TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE, NO-ONE COULD MATCH THEM FOR CLASS, SKILL, FINESSE, PACE, AGILITY, PASSION AND SHEER BRILLIANCE.

Wales won the GRAND SLAM after kicking everyone elses arse.

by God HelpEnglandInTwickenham July 3, 2005

Grand Junction

The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.

If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.

by Methisgooooood August 11, 2010

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005