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A giant hole of a town in Northern Alberta where the trees grow sideways because of all the wind. There is nothing to do there except work, drink and buy big trucks. A highlight of Grande Prairie would be the giant sundial, if it was actually sunny long enough to make it work. And probably Muskoseepi Park, as long as you don't get jumped.
Friend #1: "Dude, what is there to do in Grande Prairie on a Friday night?"
Friend #2: "Um...nothing?"
by iamkats February 08, 2011
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a small redneck town in northern alberta where gollum is said to reside. a little too far from mordor, but close enough to be considered icky. spoiled brats and fat children are plentiful, along with crummy drunk adults. not a pleasant place to experience.
we have to go to grande prairie this weekend. I hope gollum isnt there to greet us. beware of the dog excrements around.
by sos sauce August 21, 2010
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GRANDE PRAIRIE refers to a jewel of a city in northern Alberta which has grown from 50,000 to 56,000 in just 6 years. The city has, for the 3rd year in a row, been named as the "Entrepreneurial capital" of the entire country. Our rec centre is the largest north of Edmonton. Our college is known all over the world due to its innovative design and the students graduating here do extremely well in careers. We have big-city shopping with all the big boxes yet without the traffic. Big trucks compete for room on the roads with Lamborghinis, Porsches and Mercedes cars thanks to all the self-made millionaires. Kids breathe clean air and enjoy the many parks in the city while the only visible drunks are those who pour out of the fabulous country bars weekend nights.
by luvesmytown November 07, 2012
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