Goat Thumper 

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

Goat Thumper by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

Goat Hair 

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goat feather 

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

Goat feather by Goat feather June 22, 2021

Goat Ninja

Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.

Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"

Goat Ninja by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

Goat milking by ChummBear July 31, 2021

goat shagger 

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

goat shagger by babysaph August 18, 2021

goat laugh

How you sound when you know you aren't supposed to laugh at a very inappropriate joke told in public.

Jason: and then the <ethnic or racially inappropriate reference> said, I've got none.

Randy: *goat laugh*

goat laugh by Rick Parker August 27, 2021