cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

Festival Fever

This is a common condition affecting large numbers of people in schools, colleges and workplaces. This disease is made widespread when a small number of people come back from a large festival and tell their friends how good it was. Their friends will then decide to go the next year and will purchase tickets. Other friends or colleagues will then want to go as they think this is starting to become a new trend and like to keep up with whats fashionable. Conflicts often occur when one group dislikes the thought of the other attending the event and arguments are common.
These people are known as Festival Nazis

Festival goer: "that festival was sick, you gotta go next year"
Friend: "yeah definately, we should get all of our friends to come, it will be great"

Festival fever sufferer: "wow they're going to that festival, we should go to"
Festival fever sufferer 2: "yeah, but aren't we copying them"

Unrelated person: "some people are going to this festival, it looks like good fun, lets just go for the banter"
Unrelated person 2: "yeah, Banter!"

by Its behind you! September 8, 2010

scarlet fever

When you are obsessed with a redheaded girl.

Doctor: what's wrong Joey?
Joey: I have this huge crush on this girl and I'm just obsessed and I can't stop thinking about her! I'm really worried!
Doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
Joey: a redhead doc.
Doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.

by OFWGKTADGAF666GOLFWANG October 26, 2013

a Fever

Who doesn'yt know what a fever is?!? A fever is when the temperature of your body reaches over 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. A fever is bad, and should be treated with either ibuprofen or lots and lots of sleep.

Sorry guys, I can't go to the game, I have a fever.

by Adrienne November 15, 2003

cabin fever

The feeling you get when you're ready to go out on the town a bit too early and you're sitting around at home waiting for your friends to come out to meet you, or waiting for the call to say, "It's partytime!"

Out of the shower, dressed, jacket on.
Itching to go! Nobody else is ready. Switch on the TV but watch without interest. Get up. Sit down. Look at your watch, check for SMS messages.. the Cabin Fever is setting in.

by CyberMunchy November 7, 2008

latin fever

A mental state in which one finds them-self uncontrollably attracted to persons of Latin decent. Symptoms of Latin fever may include: extreme laziness, uncontrollable muscle spasms when exposed to the sounds of maracas or Shakira's voice, money loss, euphoria when chili powder or other similar substances are ingested, and tongue rolling. Latin Fever was first observed in the 1990's when a new OTC drug called TACOS was under production by the company Ese International. Although it was primarily studied scientifically after the production of TACOS, many argue that Latin Fever has been around for centuries in most of South American, Spain, and Mexico.TACOS stands for Translation Advancement Cognitive Oral Supplement, and was a drug intended to increase one's ability to comprehend as well as speak the Spanish language. The drug TACOS never made it through the testing phase as the list of side effects greatly outweighed the positives, however many users found themselves very successfully understanding Spanish. Ese International was charged with "money laundering" cash illegally acquired through drug trade in Mexico. Production was cut short and was never completely finished, yet it is rumored that there are still TACOS still out there, but they are very rare and very hard to find. If you experience symptoms of Latin Fever, call 911 immediately.

John Smith: "This Shakira song is SO SICK! I can't stop dancing"
Juan Lopez: "Chu got chorself a leetle bit o dat Latin Fever Ese! Don't fight it amigo!"

by TheUrbanKiller May 18, 2014

federated

1. Having to do with federal law enforcement.

2. A feeling that something just isn't right, like a set-up

1. "That vehicle is federated".

2. "Something federated is going on here, I just feel it".

by Gkelly September 12, 2005