Female Simp

An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.

I've heard guys referred to as simps, but what's a female simp?

by Cosmos Cop May 10, 2020

female dick burn

The burning feeling in the vagina after having raw sex while the man cumms inside.

Mark: dude, i just gave my girlfriend some serious female dick burn.

Brandon: Damn bro, how hard did you plow her?

Mark: real good.

by MadameTardis May 28, 2016

Female attractiveness scale

Mostly used on 4chan during greentext stories, it can be used to rate how attractive a female is.
An ugly female would be a 1/10, and a hot female would be 9 or 10 out of 10.

"That whoman's Female attractiveness scale is 10!"
"Dude, that's barely 8/10. And why are you talking like that?"

by anonymous October 2, 2016

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Female Dominant Guy Lover

A Female Dominant Guy Lover (or FDGL for short) is a girl in a straight relationship who likes to be dominated by her guy especially when it comes to the bedroom. FDGLs don’t like the idea of themselves being on top due to reasons such as them not liking the idea of being on top or believing that it isn’t for them. This doesn’t make a girl any less of a woman if she doesn’t want to be on top in bed as these girls are just a valid as everyone else. Everyone has their preferences.

Kat: To be honest Grace, I’m a Female Dominant Guy Lover.

Grace: That’s great Kat. To each their own!

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Feitan

Short king. He is also most likely packin

Guy 1:feitan is prolly packin

Guy 2: I know

by Some._.weeb January 19, 2021