Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 12, 2022

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

Hoe farming

The act of promoting or demoting hoes to your active roster.

Grace loves hoe farming. She will block hoes once she decides they are too ugly for her

by azpov May 13, 2025

Weed Farm

A Group created on Whatsapp exclusively for weed lovers for sharing their MaryJane's intoxicating experience.

Yo Weed farm Brothers !!!!

by ViShaL SinGh May 03, 2015

Woodgate Farming

When you suck the dick of the neighborhood weed dealer for free ganga while your husband watches in a horny envy.

Woodgate farming is great girl! I love getting free supply in exchange for my decency. I am such a stoner!!!!

by Ribrobbro May 01, 2022

hankey farm

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

by ballsweata6969 June 12, 2011

Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022