Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

by qt...gayy November 25, 2019

Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

by Stupid888 November 26, 2019

Evaney

A strong and caring friend. Don't push her out of your life because she wouldn't even think of doing that to you. An amazing and funny friend that helps you smile even on a hella hard day. Love u bro 💜💙💜💙

Do you know evaney?
Of course!Who doesnt?

by Me,museld,and i November 26, 2019

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Evan

The name Evan to me means, a kind, loving,caring, amazing person

Hey Evan did you know your name means A great person

Oh really that’s cool

by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019