Edward

At first Edward is someone you’d think you could trust but in the end you will find out he is a psycho piece of shit person. That’s all there is to it

Edward: You can trust me

You: Ok
2 months later..
Edward: Just kidding dumb hoe

by bigdickdanny April 19, 2020

Joop Edwards

Hottest,Coolest,Pimpest,Smartest,Funniest,and nicest man alive!But he is mostly just sexy.

God Joop Edwards is so sexy and cool.I was I was like him

by Markish November 28, 2004

james edward lucas

The most spazzy cunt there is to know but good to know so u can efficiently abuse him like a pet dog, small penis for sure but hey ho he knows how to work it. Take care of ur james Lucas as he is very vulnerable and sensitive and will usually go for the younger female/male but all round he is a very good down syndrome to have around you

Look who's fingering a 12 yr old, it's a james Edward Lucas

by Maddie7w September 5, 2017

thomas edwards

Kicked out of military for being a jerk and idiot. Dodged child support for 18 years. Abuses women. Liar and cheater....Who also just happens to be the greatest father to ever walk the earth.

Be a man, not a Thomas Edwards.

by BigBadRealDeal May 5, 2018

Edward Elric

1. The name of a rather popular moother who also happens to be the Fullmetal Alchemist. 2. Another name for a moother.

God, that woman's such an Edward Elric!

by A Ded Person December 18, 2004

Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.

"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"

by ItzFlamez April 26, 2017

Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.

Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???

by QuacksO November 8, 2018