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Hide the decline

Climat Scientists knowingly hiding data that earth temperatures have been declining over the past few years, despite CO2 levels increasing.
If you don't like the data, fudge the numbers and hide the decline
by bdw60 November 26, 2009
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dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!
"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"
by sheeet June 20, 2006
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Docking

The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.
His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.
by monkey_man April 25, 2006
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DickInMyAss

One who has achieved the highest form of gay. They are so gay, that they often enjoy, large things being shoved up there anus. I find it quite pleasureable.

2) Another word for pain in my ass, just worst, measured by the size of the dick. A really big dick in your ass means that you have a really big probelm

3) anybody whose name starts with M, J, R, S, or P
1) Put your DickInMyAss

2) he's such a dickinmyass, like 15 inches

3) LOOK AT THE DICKINMYASS OVER THERE!
by Big Moose April 23, 2008
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Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".
Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.
by FML balling June 7, 2017
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docking

The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
by ryanhutch September 29, 2006
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Astro Docking

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
by The Red King April 23, 2008
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