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safety dance

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
by Danno456 November 12, 2006
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dancing on the blacktop

Morgan about to dancing on the blacktop if she keeps her wook attitude up.
by Yoyoyofreshboi July 23, 2017
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That cat is not dancing

Nice danc-

*stares*
*dies instantly*
Person 1: Yooo look at Ankha pulling out those fresh moves

Person 2: That cat is not dancing bro
Person 1: wtf
by erftghetrj March 17, 2022
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stool dancing

The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.
by OMGWTFROFLOL September 15, 2005
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dance hopping

Going to multiple types of dancing one after other like going to multiple bars which is called Bar hopping.

Dance hopping typically means going to different dance genres and not just different styles, so Lindy hop and swing don't count. Salsa and Merengue don't count.
Going to Swing dancing club followed by going to Latin dancing like Salsa, followed by may be Hip hop would constitute Dance hopping.
by varz January 10, 2011
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fudu dance

A dance on lots of music videos where the girls stand and wiggle or certain dance moves that are sexual and basically look COMPLETELY DAFT!
search on youtube - dj sanj neriyan
and u will see girls in leather doing a fudu dance
by miss asian December 8, 2010
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Pocket dance

1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008
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