Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.

Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.

by Philly in AZ June 14, 2018

CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

by Fortniter Games And More December 9, 2018

condomologist

Someone who doesn’t study condoms but buys several packages or boxes of condoms of different sizes and brands to test the feel of each individual condom on their dick.

Jack recently became a condomologist and practiced in his bedroom.

by unknown ept March 28, 2019

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Condophobia

A dis-belief of condoms

“Will you use a condom?”
No I have condophobia

by Dev6661 May 31, 2019

Condoodlefy

To take a concept, condition or situation and make or cause unrecognizable confusion

Dan will condoodlefy simple directions.
Jill has a way to condoodlefy the truth.
Their way was all condoodlefied.

by Skeeter Bug June 7, 2019

Condom

Something your parents didn't use

Your here because your parents forgot the condom

by Loading...12% September 10, 2019